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dexstarrofearth:

thesavagesalad:

here let me tell you a happy story

when we were coming back from India and doing all these security checks at Singapore, there was this crusty old old white lady with her crusty old white lady gal pal glaring at me and my family because we were speaking to each other in Bengali, and assuming that we didn’t know English, one of them said “i don’t know why we let these people into the country when they can’t even speak english, sooner or later we won’t even be able to spot an aussie anymore”

I turned to her and told her that she had figured us out. That our true aim was to ensure that by the time we reached australia, there wouldn’t be a single white person left in the country

and on the airplane there were barely any white people

at the airport in perth, we were greeted by brown people

even the luggage collection was full of brown people

and each and every time i saw those two women, I smiled at them like this

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omfg I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMG SAVAGESALAD IS MY NEW HERO

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