horticultural lad

monsterpotion:

foone:

Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the “G"s

I heard thats where they get the "G"s for cell phone service

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nightpool:

homeofthephobic-buff:

fuggivaboutit:

fuggivaboutit:

t-shirt that says “object permanence is for schmucks!” on the front

t-shirt that says “object permanence is for schmucks!” on the back

are they the same shirt

are what the same shirt

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catgirlbulge:

Hey y'all, there’s been a zero-day vulnerability found in WinRAR, so you gotta update it if you’re on an older version (anything below 6.24/6.23). It doesn’t auto update so you need to do it manually. It’s been around for a few months and has been fixed, but if you don’t update your shit then your computer will still be vulnerable.

please reblog this so that people learn about it or whatever (10/19/23)

PSA: it’s time to update WinRAR due to a big security vulnerability

WinRAR doesn’t have an auto-update feature, so it’s time to download and install.

The Verge

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ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:

hey, don’t cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

i realized that i like the format because it’s the exact opposite of the recipe blogs with 1000 words before they get to an ingredient list.

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greatcheshire:

You should never forget literally the best line in all of video games

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the-punforgiven:

the-punforgiven:

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I’m late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

Anyway shoutout to Stonekeep (1995)

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benthesoldiersjeanshorts:

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revacholl:

help me

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queerstudiesnatural:

some of my favourite sign fails <3

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disgruntled-detectives:

ceekari:

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ohemaa-warrior:

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bauliya:

insomniac-arrest:

jakemothpigeonchaos:

jakemothpigeonchaos:

that-dumb-space-kid:

jakemothpigeonchaos:

dogboy-gappy:

bramblepatch:

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??

(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)

To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American

If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT 

Do we ever hear like

For sure that Linguini grew up in France tho?

It could be possible he’s just an American immigrant

I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian

I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?

What

ALFREDO???

he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning

I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names

Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce let’s go over the movie from the top again

This is Alfredo di Lelio (right) the inventor of fettuccine Alfredo, he’d come out to the table and make it in front of you by hand

The chap on the left is an airport

I think you might have your left and right mixed up, my friend

Great post everyone. Hit the showers.

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